Some of My Favorite Quotes

Trying's not important. Truck drivers could try. If I brought truck drivers in, sat them down and told them I was going to pay them $800,000 per year, they'ed try from 3:00 am to midnight. I don't want tryers. I want doers. Try, hell. For $800,000 a year, I'd wrestle piranhas.

Tommy Lasorda, Former Manager Los Angeles Dodgers

Hooray for me and the hell with you.

Marcel Rayne, one of my Dad's poker playing buddies

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Anonymous

82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Steven Wright

I woke up this morning and someone had stolen all my stuff and replaced it with exact duplicates.

Steven Wright

The last good thing written in C was Schubert's Symphony #9

A very intelligent person

Old age is not an amusing episode

Toward Sunset by Elizabeth Bisland